Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Cut Her Hair

Here are the Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Cut Her Hair:
10. Is taking a mail order course from Tibetan monks.
9. Has a tryout for a Broadway musical co-starring Yule Brenner.
8. Wants map of Hollywood tattooed on her head in case she gets lost after a big night out and can’t find her way home.
7. She heard “bald is beautiful” and wants to attract an old sexy bald man like Taylor Jones the Hack Writer.
6. Accidentally cut a swath through her locks while shaving her legs after having dunked seven martinis.
5. Decided to donate her hair to chemotherapy patients to improve her image.
4. Tried to hide from the Paparazzi by hiding in a field of pumpkins.
3. Is going to paint her head like a basketball to attract NBA stars.
2. A critic said she was not well-rounded and didn’t have her head on straight.

And the Number 1 reason Britney Spears cut her hair is:

1. Was recently elected mascot of the Beverly Hills billiards club.

Taylor

My Most Read Articles: Why David Letterman Wears White Sox

Here are the links to my most read articles (you can tell the title from the link): http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Chattanooga-Choo-Choo-and-Three-Little-Fishes&id=214808
http://ezinearticles.com/?Old-Wifes-Tales-You-Will-Find-Handy&id=201973
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-Sex-Means-to-Old-People:-Funny-Things-They-Say&id=195644
http://ezinearticles.com/?Lessons-for-Life:-How-to-be-Humble&id=174356
http://ezinearticles.com/?Yahoo:-How-Many-Spiders-Do-You-Eat-While-Sleeping?&id=165748
http://ezinearticles.com/?Writing-101:-The-Perfect-Article&id=163771
http://ezinearticles.com/?Winter-Olympics:-Ice-Skating-Pointers&id=150096
http://ezinearticles.com/?Recipes:-Who-Says-You-Cant-Make-Enchiladas?&id=138653
http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Only-Horoscope-Reading-You-Will-Ever-Need&id=135802
http://ezinearticles.com/?Brides:-Picking-Your-Fine-China&id=133410
http://ezinearticles.com/?Tattooed:-To-Be-or-Not-to-Be?&id=129938
http://ezinearticles.com/?Exciting-Words-for-Your-Ads-and-Promotion-Copy&id=129320
http://ezinearticles.com/?Some-Ship-Wrecks-We-Have-Known&id=113713
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Pick-and-Use-a-Tennis-Racket-Like-the-Pros&id=106836
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-Ever-Happened-to-George-and-Alice-Goeble?&id=102007
http://ezinearticles.com/?Yummy-Quick-Recipes&id=100917
http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-Ten-Reasons-David-Letterman-Always-Wears-White-Sox&id=94177
http://ezinearticles.com/?10-Wonders-of-the-World&id=92170
http://ezinearticles.com/?Do-You-Really-Need-GPS?&id=90190
http://ezinearticles.com/?Chicken-Pox-or-Bedbug-Bites:-A-Definitive-Analysis&id=90025
http://ezinearticles.com/?Lessons-for-Life:-MARRAIGE&id=88690
http://ezinearticles.com/?Lessons-for-Life:-TEENAGE-DATING&id=88603

John

Politics: Let's Stop Family Presidential Dynasties

We don't need "Royal Families" in the United States. Despite Joe Kennedy's dream, it is not for America. Read on crusaders at http://ezinearticles.com/?Politics:-Lets-Stop-Family-Presidential-Dynasties&id=426933

John

Presidential Slogans: Suggestions for 2008 Candidates

I always run for President but I dropped out recently because there are just too many candidates. But I'm doing all I can to help them in their campaigns. That way, whoever wins, he or she (heaven forbid) will beholding to me. Read my helpful article at http://ezinearticles.com/?Presidential-Slogans:--Suggestions-for-2008-Candidates&id=423783

Hack Writer

Platform Ideas: Suggestions for 2008 Presidential Candidates

I see that the presidential candidates are my major (only) readers. You'll see when they publish their platforms. Read my sterling article at http://ezinearticles.com/?Platform-Ideas:-Suggestions-for-2008-Presidential-Candidates&id=426637

Taylor Jones, the Hack Writer

Humble Beginnings: Ideas for 2008 Presidential Candidates

I see that the presidential candidates read my subject article. Jon Stewart proved it on the Daily Show. Read my article at http://ezinearticles.com/?Humble-Beginnings:-Ideas-for-2008-Presidential-Candidates&id=427517

Taylor Jones, the Hack Writer

How and When the World Will End

I wrote the article with the subject title and I thought, "Everyone is going to read this baby!" Well, that didn't happen so I decided that "everyone" didn't get the word. Maybe it's not too fun to actually know the very day the world will end. It ruins your long-term planning. But I'm 75 years old, so not to worry! WARNING: If you don't want to know the EXACT DAY the world will end, don't read my article for heaven's sake at: http://ezinearticles.com/?How-and-When-the-World-Will-End&id=438514

Taylor Jones, the Hack Writer

Bob Hope: Don't Shoot, It's Only Me!

The greatest comedian of all time, in my view, was Bob Hope. His risk of life and limb to entertain our troops in many of our bloody wars made him what he was. When you give, you get something back, and that is exactly what Bob Hope did. Read my article at: http://ezinearticles.com/?Bob-Hope:-Dont-Shoot,-Its-Only-Me!&id=443879

John

Note: Some want to know why I sign my name as "John" rather than "Taylor." Well, I don't know. It's just a habit. My four novels were written by Taylor Jones but my other books and such are written as John T. Jones, Ph.D. Taylor is my middle name and my mother's maiden name. I wanted to keep my novels separate I guess. At www.ezinearticles.com I often say that the article was authored by Taylor Jones, the Hack Writer. Then people will know not to take me too seriously, not that anybody does.

Actually, the above paragraph is a lie. Nobody asked me!

Taylor

Dear Dr. Hawking: Questions About God and the Universe

You cosmologist can answer my questions if Dr. Hawking is too busy, as he often is. But I've got answers from his people before like: The Universe was created everywhere at once and out of nothing. You can read my article at: http://ezinearticles.com/?Dear-Dr.-Hawking:-Questions-About-God-and-the-Universe&id=449826

John

Hunting and Fishing: I Gear Up for Ice Fishing

Well, it's been a regular heat wave here in Idaho so it's not too safe on the ice, but that was not true a couple of weeks ago. I met a guy who had just caught a few whopper rainbow trout so I headed out to Salmon Falls Creek Reservoir to see what I could learn about ice fishing. Why I didn't gear up. See the article at:
http://ezinearticles.com/?Hunting-and-Fishing:-I-Gear-Up-for-Ice-Fishing&id=427685

Note: Editors and Publishers can copy this article or any of my 400 articles at www.ezinearticles.com as long as they follow the rules.

John

Three Famous Blondes all Dead:Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Anna Nicole Smith

I was a great fan of Marilyn Monroe. When I was fighting in Korea she was on the Armed Forces Radio Network every night and she came to visit us with Danny Kaye with his USO troop. She died of a drug overdose. Jayne was an interesting person, not unlike Anna Nicole, mostly a curiosity to me, a media freak of nature. Jayne died leaving several children. I was sorry to see Anna Nicole, a young mother too, die leaving her child an orphan. To read my subject article go to: http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Famous-Blondes-all-Dead:-Marilyn-Monroe-Jayne-Mansfield-Anna-Nicole-Smith&id=448163

Note: To read any of my articles, go to www.ezinearticles.com and put John T. Jones, Ph.D. as author. Also, you can just go to my website, www.tjbooks.com, and scroll down the page to find my article feed which list the Titles and Abstracts of the 400 articles or so that I have written and are available to editors and publishers, etc.

I write in all categories, often as Taylor Jones the Hack Writer.

John