Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Cut Her Hair

Here are the Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Cut Her Hair:
10. Is taking a mail order course from Tibetan monks.
9. Has a tryout for a Broadway musical co-starring Yule Brenner.
8. Wants map of Hollywood tattooed on her head in case she gets lost after a big night out and can’t find her way home.
7. She heard “bald is beautiful” and wants to attract an old sexy bald man like Taylor Jones the Hack Writer.
6. Accidentally cut a swath through her locks while shaving her legs after having dunked seven martinis.
5. Decided to donate her hair to chemotherapy patients to improve her image.
4. Tried to hide from the Paparazzi by hiding in a field of pumpkins.
3. Is going to paint her head like a basketball to attract NBA stars.
2. A critic said she was not well-rounded and didn’t have her head on straight.

And the Number 1 reason Britney Spears cut her hair is:

1. Was recently elected mascot of the Beverly Hills billiards club.

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